一直在施工的World Trade Center一直都没有变 一直都是一个大坑 一直都是白天黑夜的发出令人崩溃到不行的噪音 一直一直 一直

每天都让我睡不好 不知道是因为噪音还是因为喝了很多很多的可乐 还是因为什么

5点45分肯定能睁开眼睛 很崩溃

我在机场然后又和两个小朋友都说过:飞机上有一群来旅游的中国某个学校的学生团 They are the 土est, couldn't be 土er.
在这里你不能不土啊 那里不土的起来

我想起了让我很习惯的 误机 乐观一点的来看 正好锻炼了打电话...各种各样的 绅士版本 土著版本 强盗版本 傻叉版本 ？？版本

-Good morning, this is ****** can I help you?
-Yes, I've just missed my aircraft, it's from JFK to BOS departs at 905am, I'm wondering if you have any other flights to BOS today?
-Sure, can I have your last name?
-Wei, W-E-I.
-And first name?
-Minggan, M-I-N-G-G-A-N.
-Okey, well now we have a flight from JFK to BOS departs at 230 today.
-Is that 230 PM?
-Yes.
-Is that the earlest one for today?
-Well yes that the only non-stop flight from JFK to BOS today.
-Ahhh FACK...Well...Ok...Damn it, that's really LATE but I have no choice. Is there any addition fees to change the flight?
-So you wanna change it? If you do the change right now the fees will be $1**, but if you call back after 1135, it means call back 3 hours before the flight departs, the fees will be only $50. So, I recommand you call back after 1135 by use the same phone, is that ok?
-Ahhhh......Hnnnn..........Ok... I'll call you back.
-Fine, well what else i can help you?
-No, thanks. That's all.
-Ok, thanks for chosing Delta Airways if you have any question just feel free to call me, and have a nice day.
-。。。我无语。。。
-Bye-bye.
-Bye.

2月8日正好是全球最大的Gucci在325 Fifth Ave.开业 正好有一款限量发售的包包 然后正好我拿到了 谢谢谢
然后另一天我又很贱的钻进Gucci我问销售小姐 橱窗里摆的那个包包卖不卖 他说那个包包是在开业那天就卖完了 那个是限量的 然后我装出一副很遗憾很沮丧的样子 其实 我 在 窃 喜

谢谢维子!!!

晚上我突然发现我上电视了——白天在Central Park逛荡 正在举办Winter Wonderland游园会 然后摄像机非常崩溃的拍摄到了我的下半身 然后我就崩溃了

这次又发生了 烟头满地唯我独尊 的现象——在无数根都不知道是什么牌子的头头里面 你总能够发现它的身影:中南海 崩溃了

被日了。